December 2011
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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I can seriously imagine One Direction being those...
dimpslikeharry:
Liam:
“Son, look at this. Busting some moves, I am. Woooooaaaaaah, badman dad coming through!”
Louis:
“You may consider this camp, children. But it was all the rage when I was young!”
Niall:
“Follow my lead everyone! Annd, GO. Look at me, do it like the Irish boss!”
Zayn:
“Look son! Oooh, shake your body like whatcha gon’ do like oooooh, oooooh!!”
Harry:
“This is...
I may be the slowest in PE class, but on the...
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts...
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I had a dream that I was hugging Harry Styles… thanks for the Christmas present Harry! :P It was awesome. Oh. In my dream, he forgot to zip up his pants too. It was super funny haha.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
LMAOOOOOOOOO! OMG winnn winn
OMG, WHERE CAN I GET THAT BEAR.
LOLOL OMOGGOMGO SO FUNNY.
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